in which i whine, and also provide an update on the funbags
it's one of those tired-of-myself nights. what am i, 15??? it's pathetic.
i'm tired of coughing up and blowing out phlegm-globs. i'm tired of news stories about beaten and burned toddlers. i'm tired of this crazy, can't make up its mind, record high weather. i'm tired of people at work talking about how their kids just wear them out. i'm tired of the lack of original thoughts in my brain of late (pregnancy hormones or buspar?). i'm tired of ignorance.
maybe i just need sleep.
*****
and now, for your comic relief, i present: my nephew, the juvenile delinquent.
apparently he got his eleven-month-old self written up at daycare for pushing the new kid in his class, who dared to get in his way. really.
ten years from now, this would soooo not be funny, but at eleven months, violence is damn funny. is something wrong with me?
*****
my god. my boobs are humongous. well, for me.
*****
while i sleep, feel free to pepper me with boys' names with the letter "z" in them (the girl's name is settled, so save your breath). they can start with z, have a z in them, or have a logical nickname in which there is a z. work with me, people, work with me!
i'm tired of coughing up and blowing out phlegm-globs. i'm tired of news stories about beaten and burned toddlers. i'm tired of this crazy, can't make up its mind, record high weather. i'm tired of people at work talking about how their kids just wear them out. i'm tired of the lack of original thoughts in my brain of late (pregnancy hormones or buspar?). i'm tired of ignorance.
maybe i just need sleep.
*****
and now, for your comic relief, i present: my nephew, the juvenile delinquent.
apparently he got his eleven-month-old self written up at daycare for pushing the new kid in his class, who dared to get in his way. really.
ten years from now, this would soooo not be funny, but at eleven months, violence is damn funny. is something wrong with me?
*****
my god. my boobs are humongous. well, for me.
*****
while i sleep, feel free to pepper me with boys' names with the letter "z" in them (the girl's name is settled, so save your breath). they can start with z, have a z in them, or have a logical nickname in which there is a z. work with me, people, work with me!
posted by laura at 11:10 PM
11 Comments:
Zoltar
Zebulon
Zagnut
Zinger
Zylsky
Zayre
Zoar
Zuper
Zinkle
Zumstrum
and Baz.
Well now, if you lived in Australia nearly all names have a logical nickname involving a z or an o. LIke John would become Johnno. Barry, Bart, Balthazar - all Baz/Bazza. Laura would be Lozza. Eric = Ezza. David, Darren, Daryl = Daz/Dazza.
Of course you don't live down here and none of those make any sense to you. I can only think of three starting with Z: Zack, Zavier and Zander. And of course Balthazar (including a Z). And I love the name Sebastian - maybe you could rework it to be Zebastian or Sebaztian. Oh - a kid in S's class at kindy is Jazper.
I think Little Z is a girl though. So you are already sorted with a name by the looks of things:)
Alonzo, Zachary (too obvious), I love Alonzo. Love it. Then he could be Zo.
I'm not creative. Zachary or Alexander nicknamed Zander is about all I can come up with.
balthazar! there's one i hadn't thought of...i could dig it. what do you think, justin?
Zs & Os? What kind of freak gives their kids names that begin with Zs or Os?
Renzo/Lorenzo. Love Balthazar/Baz...and Alezander/Zander.
Zeno? Gonzalo? Ezra?
My boobs are out of control, too. It's a nice reminder, though, that things are still happenin'.
Rest well.
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How about Zamfir, master of the pan flute?
Thought of Alexander, but the 'z' is phonetic.
clare, two of pengo's kids are zelda and orson - maybe he could be an honorary aussie.
i always liked odile. if hans had been a girl, it would have been his (her) middle name.
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