good morning!
i must have awakened every 15 minutes, all night long. i took a tylenol during the night but i can still hardly move this morning (mental note: certain, ahem, relational configurations should probably be shelved for the duration of this pregnancy). and i had a horrible dream in which a restaurant next door to the hospital ruined my birthday plans for justin and then had the nerve to be just horribly rude to me about it, and now i had no way to give him the awful polyester voile (!) shirt i had for his present - plus my beloved was wearing a horrific jean jacket! the horror! - so i tried to cook for him at my co-worker's house, but there were old meat carcasses and maggots all over the stove, and i ended up sobbing in the hospital hallway for hans while people stared at me, like that sort of thing never, ever happens in hospitals. i'd like a re-do for the last ten hours.
and after that good start, i'm off to the gd perinatologist.
and after that good start, i'm off to the gd perinatologist.
posted by laura at 6:43 AM
4 Comments:
You know, I'm handsome.
Even, no, especially while sporting a Canadian tuxedo and a mustache.
a canadian tuxedo! (snort)
by the way, people who ARE handsome don't have to keep TELLING other people they are. unless the other people are blind. but otherwise, no.
Was the jeans jacket acid washed?? That is quite a dream you had. Wonder what a dream interpreter would say.
Not only would it be acid washed, but it would have a Venom t-shirt turned patch sewn on the back; beer bottle caps serving as buttons; maybe an animal print collar...
Oh, wait, this isn't my dream. We're still talking about Laura's dream. Right?
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