i think i'm losing my mind
i'm still having weird pregnancy symptoms. i swear that my belly and boobs are getting bigger, even though the scale says i weigh exactly what i've weighed for the last three months - which is exactly what it was like when i was pregnant with hans. i'm filling out the pouch on the jeans that looked like a penis, for pete's sake. and i feel weird things like fetal kicks. and i'm overwhelmingly tired.
and my hoo-ha is downright gelatinous.
not that you wanted to know that.
the thing is, i'm NOT pregnant, not yet at least, and so it's making me insane. i reeeeeeeeally need it to stop. i want to focus on my next, REAL pregnancy - not some imaginary one.
also making me crazy: why is david letterman STILL wearing white socks every night?
and my hoo-ha is downright gelatinous.
not that you wanted to know that.
the thing is, i'm NOT pregnant, not yet at least, and so it's making me insane. i reeeeeeeeally need it to stop. i want to focus on my next, REAL pregnancy - not some imaginary one.
also making me crazy: why is david letterman STILL wearing white socks every night?
posted by laura at 11:36 PM
4 Comments:
I still feel kicks now and then, especially at night. It is quite unnerving. I'm sure it is just gas, but I am certain I never felt that prior to the pregnancy.
Good luck with that penis thing.
Hmmm, the phantom kicks aka gas but not like any gas you remember feeling before. I hate them, they are just such a tease.
Also, what Julie said - good luck with that penis thing ;)
weird, I feel phantom kicks too. I never felt them before I was pregnant. It weirds me out every time. I'm not sure what to say about filling out in the boob and penis area....good luck. I did have a cycle a while back that I was very tired and my boobs were big. The next cycle was way more normal. I hope you return to normalcy soon - nothing like being weirded out by your own body.
bodies really are so weird in their ability to fake us out; all the more frustrating because its like some sort of cruel betrayal. may you soon be experiencing true pregnancy penis pouch filling and fatigue.
penis pouch thingies are weird too, but probably only because we don't have them...penises that is. evidently we have hoo-has (would that be the correct plural form?)...which sounds a bit like the noise one makes when cresting the first big hill of a roller coaster. it also makes me think of voice and speech class in college, when we had to walk around making funny subvocal noises accompanied by weird facial stretching exercises and kabuki squats - but you have to use your diaphram to get the proper effect. not too sexy, really.
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