being pg
i'd like to be pregnant right now.
if i were pregnant now, i'd be past worrying about whether we'll be able to conceive again, even though we did it on the first try last time and it's irrational for me to worry about it now.
if i were pregnant now, i'd have a little buddy with me all the time; i'd certainly love hans's company, as he proved himself a lovely companion for 40 weeks, but i'm willing to make a new buddy. talking to hans every day in the car was one of the best things about my pregnancy.
if i were pregnant now, i could get out of doing dishes.
if i were pregnant now, i would have someone else who would be directly and physically affected by my anger and stress, which would motivate me to let them go. i'm not doing so well at letting them go right now.
if i were pregnant now, let's be honest, i would be anxious anyway.
if i were pregnant now, i'd have a new life to hold close inside of me, to start loving already, to start taking care of and influencing to make sure he/she has the proper appreciation for elton john and understands that phil collins is essentially the anti-christ.
if i were pregnant now, i'd be past worrying about whether we'll be able to conceive again, even though we did it on the first try last time and it's irrational for me to worry about it now.
if i were pregnant now, i'd have a little buddy with me all the time; i'd certainly love hans's company, as he proved himself a lovely companion for 40 weeks, but i'm willing to make a new buddy. talking to hans every day in the car was one of the best things about my pregnancy.
if i were pregnant now, i could get out of doing dishes.
if i were pregnant now, i would have someone else who would be directly and physically affected by my anger and stress, which would motivate me to let them go. i'm not doing so well at letting them go right now.
if i were pregnant now, let's be honest, i would be anxious anyway.
if i were pregnant now, i'd have a new life to hold close inside of me, to start loving already, to start taking care of and influencing to make sure he/she has the proper appreciation for elton john and understands that phil collins is essentially the anti-christ.
posted by laura at 10:55 PM
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I should have mentioned that I saw Phil Collins in 1985, and Genesis in 1987.
I'm not sure which is worse for your case, David: having seen Phil Collins solo, or having seen Genesis without PG.
Ofcourse, I've no musical hidden skeletons in my closet.
"phil collins is essentially the anti-christ" - another reason to love you!
love that every other time i pour my heart out it turns into a musical pissing match. next thing i know you guys are going to start having "sword" fights. which is only right, because the two of you having any other kind of physical fight would just be too embarassing to watch.
"sword" fight? sorry, you know that i'm a stall guy.
I have pictures of myself dressed like Phil Collins.
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