really needing sleep
saw "wedding crashers" tonight - laugh-out-loud funny, boobiferously raunchy, excellent escapist affair. bypassed my train stop and went to the airport instead to meet justin and go to donte's for pizza; wasn't going to drink but justin offered to drive, and it's probably my last chance to drink in a bar for who knows how long, so made the most of it, and then some. going to pay for it tomorrow.
feeling really ready to get pregnant. there's only one condom left in the box, and it's THE last condom, which might make me want to make it last, but then again, i wouldn't want it to get lonely, all by itself in the box, would i? that would just be cruel. i'm anti-cruelty-to-condoms.
feeling really ready to get pregnant. there's only one condom left in the box, and it's THE last condom, which might make me want to make it last, but then again, i wouldn't want it to get lonely, all by itself in the box, would i? that would just be cruel. i'm anti-cruelty-to-condoms.
posted by laura at 12:48 AM
4 Comments:
Leave the condom there, flip the bird to it, tell it YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW!!!
It'll be there to remind you that you actually made the decision not to use it rather than just forgot to get some more;)
Congratulations for reaching this new place in your lives. It seems so exciting and life affirming and just really wonderful.
Hope you aren't too sick;)
lol...proof that you shouldn't post when you're drunk? (just kidding) Good luck with the anti-cruelty-to-condoms campaign!
Maybe you should fill it up with helium and set it free.
I like that.
Fly little condom, you're free!
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